Film Reference Aficionado Pillows

"Housekeeping?!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Getting to Know You

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Kritik's Korner

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Movies vs. Films

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Spoiler alert."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Film Star Robert de Niro

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.