Film Producer Mugs

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

I must find out how to control the rights when it comes out on parchment.'

'We are making a film of the book.'

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Welcome to Hollywood

'Books that stayed books.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'All the 'Jaws' movies made millions...but guess who didn't get a cent in royalties?'

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"It's time you learned the truth. You were adapted."

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"

Canadian film production

'300 people were killed or injured ensuring that no animals were harmed in any way whatsoever during the making of this film.'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Brad Pitt

A fly on the wall documentary.

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'Your case is extremely interesting...and I would like to get it produced...it will be a comedy.'

'You've got the part!'

'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

Humphrey Bogart