Film Parodies Prints

Bro of Frankenstein

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Alternative fielding positions

"Puss in cement boots"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'