Film Discussion Pillows

"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

100 best beheadings

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"