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Divorcing Cute

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

What's an Imax cave?

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Getting to Know You

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Reese Witherspoon

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Spoiler alert."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."