Film Composer Mugs

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

Diver encounters shark playing theme from Jaws on a cello

Shepherd and eurydice

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Herman Mankiewicz

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Theorbo

Mozart on a computer,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Hildegard von Bingen

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Bravo!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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