Film Collection Mugs

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Benedict Cumberbatch

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Horror movies

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Housekeeping?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'