Filing Mugs

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

Cerebral cortex stuff, pleasure/pain stuff, lizard brain stuff.

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

Matter/Anti-Matter.

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Woman looking at filing cabinet marked 'eeny', 'meeny', 'miney' and 'mo'.

'...I typed eleven letters...filed a bunch of reports and then it was time to leave...What kind of day did you have.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Dive in Archive.

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."

"Why are you always in the details?"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

The Bureaucrats

Office storeroom turns into a giant file.

Gay and lesbian support group.

Shredder.

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"We're trying to encourage some of the older staff to put their admin online."

In - Out - Pending.

Office work stapling.

Illegal/Immoral/Fattening.