Filing Fun Pillows

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

In, out, shake it all about.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

In - Out - Pending.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Looks like another profit's warning

In/Out Tray.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

In and Out Box

Cat and INOUT boxes.