Filibuster Fan Mugs

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Commons Tattoos.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Taking a peek at the audience

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Meet Santa's entourage

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Don't even think about it."