File Wrangler Prints

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'It can't be that important...or I would have found it by now.'

Storm in the out tray

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Couple of Pikeys.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

InIn by-products.

Editor.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"We need a better piling system."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Literary rain

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

In/Out.