Fighting Sexism Pillows

Amy Coney Barrett

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Roe v. Wade

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Flag bearers

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

Shall I be mother?

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."