Fig Newton Fan Pillows

Dadonomics

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

You must be this tall.

The Da Vinci Cod

Baby rocks!

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Science Fair Judgements

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Clown Skis.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Rembrandt's Selfies