Fig Newton Fan Pillows

Dadonomics

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

You must be this tall.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Baby rocks!

The Da Vinci Cod

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

You're my Venus

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Science Fair Judgements

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Clown Skis.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"