Fierce Friend Finder Mugs

Man's Best Friend

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'You have a friend request.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Social Networking Explained.

Facebook 33 A.D.

Formula One Finish Line.

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Look...a friendly face.

'My God, Brad... You really don't like them, right?'

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

'English you say? Well then, me being a Scottie, shall we have a go at being friends?'

Donations.

"Yeah, it's disappointing, but my mum also says we're not related: We can still be BFF though..."

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

'Oh you know, the usual - Mice, rats... the occasional disloyal friend.'