Field Trip Fan Prints

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Scientist on field trip.

On holiday...

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

The successful rubbernecker...

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Centaur Sprinter

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Are we ready to order?'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Going to the pub with kids...

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'