Field Record Fans Prints

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Tunnel of Dove.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

The Early Bird

Football fan

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

Men on a shoot with a pointer dog

Future world records

Men hunting with a dog

Track & Field & Stream

NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

'He's a great field dog and is much in demand as a motivational speaker.'

The goal posts need to be moved to net zero