Fictional Stories Mugs

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Tarzan'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Edgar Allen Poe

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A Hole in the Dike

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Silence of the Chickens...

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Puss in cement boots"

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