Fictional Stories Mugs

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Tarzan'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Edgar Allen Poe

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A Hole in the Dike

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Puss in cement boots"

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