Fictional Fashionistas Mugs

'I like to wear women's collars.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Bad hair day!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The height of fashion in 1796

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

The Ascent of Woman

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"