Fiancé(e) Mugs

'We are gathered here to join the couple in matrimony. Possible side effects include depression, migraine, chronic fatigue...'

"I'll carry you over a regular threshold, darling, as soon as the housing market improves."

'And do you, Irene, promise to give it your best shot?'

'That's in case there's any backsliding.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'Do you have to text while I'm PROPOSING?'

'I plan to hyphenate my name when I marry. But eventually I'd like to upgrade to a semicolon followed by a lightning bolt.'

"Say you will, Carmen."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Marriage

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Talk nerdy to me."

LAY ZEE FUK

"What's a patent?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'