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"How much longer are you going to be?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Elfie Stick

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Dancing in pyjamas

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Margarita

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Champagne

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Christmas Pets

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Santa Dog

Cake