Festivity Chaser Mugs

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Southwark Fair.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

All-Candy Seder.

Cake

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

A Creature WAS Stirring

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"