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Santa's Mask Problem

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

Cheers

Christmas TV...

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

Mice playing double bass

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Easter Bunny

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Elf of the Month

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Santa Claus

Poinsettia