Festive Thrillers Prints

Night of the Living Reindeer

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Christmas Dwarves

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

It won't be Christmas without you!

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Ice skating boyfriends

Balloon ski lift

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"That was naughty AND nice."

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"