Festive Technophile Prints

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

The Line-up

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Santa's elevator

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'