Festive Tea Taster Gifts

O Christmas Tea

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

You've Had Enough!

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

All-Day Breakfast

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Wine taster with mineral water

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

My comfort zone

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'Frank, it's water.'

"Wine not?"

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

Brew Clubs