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Things I've learned...

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

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'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

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Keeping Warm

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'You sure you've done this before?'

Christmas Hat Tree

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Reindeer Sweater

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

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Christmas Outfit

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

Boy Clause

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'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

Easter Eggs

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

Sleigh bells

Let's hang together

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Black is slimming, but it can't perform miracles.

Christmas Bra.

"I'm not sure the Christmas jumper is good for your gravitas, m'lud."

'Nothing says Christmas like daddy in his old santa suit smelling like moth balls.'

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"