Festive Risk-taker Gifts

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Night of the Living Reindeer

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

Where Yule Logs Come From.

"Wanna use the door?"

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'How was your ski trip?'

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

'I see you've dined with us before.'

Extreme Carolling

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

Risk Management Hut.

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."

'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

Psst, wanna buy low and sell high? Huh? This is a can't-miss deal. Buy now and sell in six months for a huge profit. Forget it. I learned my lesson during the dotcom boom. No more speculative investments for me. You misunderstand, fine sir. I'm not talking stocks. That's crazy stuff – for real buffoons. I'm talking real estate. The markets going crazy. Everyone's getting loaded. You cannot lose! Thus a man strode back into the bubble. Look at this condo in the Florida marshes!

'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'