Festive Renovators Mugs

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Gesundheit!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Christmas tree exchange

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Safe Christmas.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Trick or treat?"

Jack and the Snowman.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'