
Bird Table/Table Bird.
Start the day with a punnieker laugh! Our festive pun collector mugs feature clever holiday wordplay that’s sure to brighten mornings and add humor to your coffee or tea routine during the holiday season.
Bird Table/Table Bird.
Fist Bumper Cars
Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.
This man is an island.
A Creature WAS Stirring
How Romans give each other a high five...
The Bear Fax.
'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'
Bell Hop
Racketeer
Accept cookies?
North Pole.
Spiv
"Butt cracker"
"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."
Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'
"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."
Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'
Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.
'You have mistle-TOE.'
"Fleece Navidad!"
Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!
'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'
Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.
Mackerel on 34th Street
"You have an intense fear of long words. We call this condition Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
"Did you dial the rabbit response line?"
'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'
'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'
"It's always painful to learn the truth about Santa."
"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."
'Mince spy?'
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'
"My scientific opinion? That is one big ass bacon."
"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"
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