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"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

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"This might take awhile, Lord."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

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Jack and the Snowman.

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"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

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'How come I never see you in church?'

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"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

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'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

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'If everyday were Christmas, Mom, you'd never have trouble getting me up!'

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'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'Hey you take that outside.'