Festive Flamer Prints

Santa Claus huddles round a fire made from reindeer antlers

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frosting the Snowman

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Meet Santa's entourage

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Christmas Flights

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Snowman carrot substitute.

Safe Christmas.

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Christmas reunions!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Snowball Fight With Santa

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'