Festive Fatigue Fighter Prints

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

Christmas: Let's get it over with.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'If you expect to get this stuff, you need to work on your ground game.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

"When is it my turn?"

Santa playing golf.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Tired Guys

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

The Real War On Christmas

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'It's just not your lucky night I guess - saaaay, hows about we deal fer what's in the sack big guy?!'

"Hey look! It's one of those coloured balls we use to play in the snow."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

Santa versus Christianity

"Zoomed for five hours and my smile seized up."

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

Happy Xmas to our Team

Happy Christmas 2020

Christmas Angel that's scared of heights.

"I hate Christmas shopping."

Santa Claus huddles round a fire made from reindeer antlers

"I thought we had them hooked on sugar."