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"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

The New Year's Dance

1,572 Performances.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Cockerel sings the blues...

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Rooster

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Early Night Club

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."