Festive Dining Commentator Prints

Holiday Venn Diagram

Night of the Latkes

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Peas on Earth.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Turkey Autopsy

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."