Festive Cocktail Crafter Prints

Vampire Cocktail.

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

My first mistake.

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

The Devil's advocaat.