Festive Cocktail Crafter Prints

Vampire Cocktail.

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

The Devil's advocaat.

'What's your poison?'