Festive Botanist Mugs

Planting Joy

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Frosting the Snowman

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Poinsettia

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

DNA Xmas.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Christmas card access

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Christmas fairy.

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

Shaken, Not Stirring

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'