Fertility Treatments Mugs

IVF

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

Picture of my mother?

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Center.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"