Ferry Captain Mugs

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.