Ferret Lover Prints

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Desert Island BBQ

'Works every time.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."