Fermentation Humorist Mugs

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

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'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"Gesundheit."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

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