Feng Shui Enthusiast Pillows

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

Feng Shui - I've found the perfect position for the book, darling.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Down and out reads feng shui book.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'The Feng Shui of the neighborhood seems off today.'

'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

"I hope you realize this is bad Feng Shui!"

Holly's House of Feng Shui

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Bernholdt, Fenton and Meyers - mergers, acquisitions, hedge funds and feng shui.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'The Feng Shui in this office is all wrong...you're here.'

'Feng Shui, I believe it's called'

Feng Shui Channel

"Her feng shui guru said I was blocking her energy flows."

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

"I've invented a new system of placement call 'Fang Chewy'. It's based on where the food is kept!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Feng Shui.

"Feng Shwoops!"

"Please stop messing around with the Feng Shui section..!"

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

Feng Shui Department

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

Stay Away! I don't want you here!

"I can't get good grades in that school, Mom - The feng shui is all wrong."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Can we switch seats? I don't like sitting with my back to the door."