Fencing Instructor Prints

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

'The cheek, Karl. I told you, the cheek.'

"Before we start, what is your blood group?"

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Businessman fences with three others.

Pizza Fencing

Fencing Venn Graph

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Acupuncture.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Santa bowling.

"Any idea how much longer you'll be?"

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Fencing Acupuncture.