Fence Fantasists Mugs

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Beware of Don"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Tortured Plank

'Dog got your clog?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Swords for Making America Great Again

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Adam Smith

Businessman fences with three others.

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'It has to have tall fences.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Castle Cat Flap

How does she get her grass so green?

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

Tearing down and building walls.

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

Peace Fighting

The Marks of Zorro

Things get heated at the outing.

A vegetarian cursing a cow.