Feminist Hero Pillows

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Gender Equality

Housewife

"Go away."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Your mother wears combat boots!'

'When a girl says no, she means 'no'.'

Female MPs

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

The Three Wise Queens

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Glass Ceiling

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Where were the wise women?'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Women of the Wilderness

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Statue of Female Executive

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."