Feminism Advocate Gifts

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Sarah, so I'll just repeat it a little bit louder."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Women's Business Centre' 'Caution-glass ceiling'

'What do you say, gentlemen - ready for some girltalk?'

"Aha! Just as I suspected!"

'You're kidding! Your leader is a man!'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"Damn! Nobody's female. Who's going to go out and get the sandwiches?"

Food for thought.

"But he was only groping for words." "Zero tolerance is zero tolerance!"

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

'And this is the corporate ladder.'

'You're kidding! Your leader is a male!'

Nuns - "I hit the stained glass ceiling."

"What makes you think you would be a good butt for our sexist jokes?"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."

"It's not you, Adam. It's men."

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

The Glass Floor

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

Think even bigger

'Man's best friend? Isn't that gender inequity?'

"Your policy of equal pay for equal work is commendable, but my work is superior."

'I didn't have any choice -- she was raising her consciousness.'

One fly to another: 'She hit the glass ceiling.'

Corporate Punishment.

Quality Control

'I wish these feminists would stop moaning and do something.'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Typical. We do all the work. He gets all the credit."