Feminism Advocate Gifts

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Sarah, so I'll just repeat it a little bit louder."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Women's Business Centre' 'Caution-glass ceiling'

'What do you say, gentlemen - ready for some girltalk?'

"Aha! Just as I suspected!"

'You're kidding! Your leader is a man!'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"But he was only groping for words." "Zero tolerance is zero tolerance!"

Food for thought.

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

"Damn! Nobody's female. Who's going to go out and get the sandwiches?"

'And this is the corporate ladder.'

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"What makes you think you would be a good butt for our sexist jokes?"

Nuns - "I hit the stained glass ceiling."

'You're kidding! Your leader is a male!'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

'Naughty or nice? - I suppose you mean by White male standards, right?'

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

"Your policy of equal pay for equal work is commendable, but my work is superior."

'I didn't have any choice -- she was raising her consciousness.'

"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."

One fly to another: 'She hit the glass ceiling.'

"It's not you, Adam. It's men."

'Man's best friend? Isn't that gender inequity?'

Think even bigger

The Glass Floor

'To avoid accusations of sexism, be a sweetie, Dalrymple, and make tea.'

Corporate Punishment.

'My wife hunts and I gather - want to make something of it?'

Virginia Woolf

'I wish these feminists would stop moaning and do something.'

Quality Control