Female Professionals Prints

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

International Women's Day

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Leadership suits you

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Supermom.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

Hillary Clinton

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

Working mother

"I'm a working mom."

You don't have to have big tits to work here but it sure does help!

See here, Miss Widley -- what's this I hear about you working through your lunch hour instead of sunbathing on the roof?

Biological alarm clock!

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Applications

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'