Female Bishops Prints

'Pssst. Does my bum look big in this?'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Priest

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

The ten ammendments

Bishops Snooker

The Sleeping Congregation.

Parachuting bishop.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Lesbians for Christ

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'Get an afterlife!'

Finger puppets in church.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Holy Guacamole.

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'