Feline Fugitives Prints

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

The practical psychopath

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Meowlzebub

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'The butler did it.'

"Curiosity."

Cat on guitar

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"What happened to what cat?"

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Ginger was born to dance.

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

"Tree's up!"

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

'How come THEY don't have to obey?'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Cats vs Murder Wall

"Happy New Year!"

Cat Bowling

Cat conducting

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

"Get lost, buddy; I'm the only god this house requires."

'Sometimes I think he understands every word we say.'

Cats in police lineup

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."

Things that irritate a cat.