Feline Frenemy Prints

"Sorry, we don't do cats."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Did you have a cat?"

Meowlzebub

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS