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'I said - put your paws up and drop the hamster!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.